You may be an engineering student if ...

• You have no life -- and can prove it mathematically.
• You enjoy pain.
• You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
• It is sunny and 80 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
• You always do homework on Friday nights.
• You can translate English into Binary.
• You are completely addicted to caffeine.
• When your teacher asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
• You understood more than three of these indicators.
• You make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.