Computer Terms

COMPUTER TERMS

BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's computer cost quite a bit."
BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.
CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.
COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.
CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#% computer!"
DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.
DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.
ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to "just look."
EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
FILE: What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.
FLOPPY: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see Chips").
HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.
IBM: The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to them again.
MENU: What you'll never see again after buying a computer because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.
MONITOR: Often thought to be a word associated with computers, this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who always want to see your hall pass at school.
PROGRAMS: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN: What lots of people do with their computers after only a week and a half.
TERMINAL: A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot computers.
WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.

BIT:	A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's computer cost quite a bit."
BOOT:	What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
BUG:	What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.
CHIPS:	The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.
COPY:	What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.
CURSOR:	What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#% computer!"
DISK:	What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.
DUMP:	The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.
ERROR:	What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to "just look."
EXPANSION UNIT:	The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
FILE:	What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.
FLOPPY:	The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see Chips").
HARDWARE:	Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.
IBM:	The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to them again.
MENU:	What you'll never see again after buying a computer because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.
MONITOR:	Often thought to be a word associated with computers, this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who always want to see your hall pass at school.
PROGRAMS:	Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN:	What lots of people do with their computers after only a week and a half.
TERMINAL:	A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot computers.
WINDOW:	What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.