YOU KNOW YOU'RE
AT A SCIENCE/ENGINEERING SCHOOL WHEN:

  Even the band cheers are equations.
 
  You talk in SI units.
 
  More people understand '42' than '69'.
 
  You remember people by their e-mail address.
 
  2 + 2 = (-4)*exp(i*pi)
 
  You know your computer better than your girlfriend or boyfriend.
 
  Lewd comments are often related to computer hardware.
 
  Physics is the high point of your day.
 
  Calculus is your blow off course.
 
  Free body diagrams excite you.
 
  You show up at the football games to laugh at your own team.

  You've slashed your way through the giant's eye.
 
  You hear a debate about the merits and drawbacks of reverse polish
  notation.
 
  You ask someone what languages they know and expect them to answer
  Spanish, French, German, Latin, Pascal, C, BASIC, LISP, or Fortran.
 
  Your molecular model kit is a fun toy.
 
  The movie Real Genius is autobiographical.
 
  You understand that 'Bohr' is not a verb.
 
  Foundation or Time Enough for Love is a social handbook.
 
  You think of Gallium as a sex toy.
 
  S'n'M follows SNL.
 
  Trans-1,2-dibenzoylethylene is one of the words that you type rapidly.

  Everyone has a science/math t-shirt.
 
  Social status is determined by Computer Power and number of network
  accounts.
 
  A lobby full of dormmates will be able to come up with what each of the
  following acronyms stands for:  RADAR, MODEM, RAM, DNA, ATP, NADP, CRT,
  CRC, STP, NASA, MUD, LED, AI, LASER, SCUBA, WYSIWYG, and DAT.
 
  You talk to your dormmates via e-mail due to:
  1) Not being seen by them for over a week.
  2) This being your normal mode of communication with people in the next
     room.
 
  Greek letters in everyday conversation refer to variables and constants
  as frequently as fraternities and sororities.
 
  You find yourself wishing the washer and dryer were networked and a
  message would pop up on your computer screen when your laundry is done.
 
  You find yourself anticipating your weekly trip to a microcenter more
  than your upcoming date on Saturday.
 
  Phasor has two meanings for you, one of which involves complex numbers.
 
  You make a rodent wheel for your mouse because it looks bored sitting
  there in dos...
 
  You regularly refer to an integration table at lunch.
 
  Everyone played with Capsela as a kid.
 
  You understand more than 20% of the above references.