GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE 4/26/95


God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, She asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address even if you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God? 

 

        __ Newspaper                    __ Other Book 

        __ Television                   __ Divine Inspiration 

        __ Word of mouth                __ Near Death Experience 

        __ Bible                        __ Other 

        __ Torah                             (specify): _____________ 

 

2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition 

to God?  Please check all that apply. 

 

        __ Tarot                        __ Lottery 

        __ Horoscope                    __ Television 

        __ Fortune cookies              __ Ann Landers 

        __ Self-help books              __ Sex 

        __ Biorythms                    __ Alcohol or drugs 

        __ Mantras                      __ Other: _____________________ 

        __ Insurance policies           __ None 

 

3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the 

balanced level of felt presence and blind faith.  Which would you 

prefer (circle one)? 

 

                a. More Divine Intervention 

                b. Less Divine Intervention 

                c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right 

                d. Don't know 

 

4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and 

miracles.  Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 her handling of the 

following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent): 

 

        a. Disasters (flood, famine, 

             earthquake, war)                 1   2   3   4   5 

 

        b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous 

             remission of disease, sports 

             upsets)                          1   2   3   4   5 

 

5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving 

the quality of God's services?  (Attach an additional sheet if 

necessary):  _________________________________________________________ 

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Thank you!