IMAGINE IF, INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...

    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
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    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist
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    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
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    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.
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    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
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   With searching comes loss
   and the presence of absence:
  "My Novel" not found.
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   The Tao that is seen
   Is not the true Tao, until
   You bring fresh toner.
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   Windows NT crashed.
   I am the Blue Screen of Death.
   No one hears your screams.
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  Stay the patient course
  Of little worth is your ire
  The network is down
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  A crash reduces
  your expensive computer
  to a simple stone.
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 Yesterday it worked
 Today it is not working
 Windows is like that
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 Three things are certain:
 Death, taxes, and lost data.
 Guess which has occurred.
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 You step in the stream,
 but the water has moved on.
 This page is not here.
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 Out of memory.
 We wish to hold the whole sky,
 But we never will.
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 Having been erased,
 The document you're seeking
 Must now be retyped.
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 Rather than a beep
 Or a rude error message,
 These words: "File not found."
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 Serious error.
 All shortcuts have disappeared.
 Screen. Mind. Both are blank.