| For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Find a way around it | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Blame it on the hardware | |
| Find a way around it | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Change the documentation | |
| Blame it on the hardware | |
| Find a way around it | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Say it's not supported | |
| Change the documentation | |
| Blame it on the hardware | |
| Find a way around it | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |
| For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me | |
| Tell them it's a feature | |
| Say it's not supported | |
| Change the documentation | |
| Blame it on the hardware | |
| Find a way around it | |
| Say they need an upgrade | |
| Reinstall the software | |
| Ask for a dump | |
| Run with the debugger | |
| Try to reproduce it | |
| Ask them how they did it and | |
| See if they can do it again. | |